zombievangelion:

I feel like there are a lot of people that are button-mashing their way through life

lindsaur-gor:

There needs to be a code word or something that means “my brain is fighting me every step of the way today and I feel like I’m going to vibrate out of my skin, so I need you to forgive everything and go slowly and speak softly and lower your expectations.” And then we could all just be like, “I know I said we could go to a movie tonight but… tangerines.” And the other person would nod and squeeze your elbow or rub your head and you wouldn’t feel like a failure.

(Source: mr-lindsey, via fandrunk)

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

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Reblog if you want one of these in your askbox:

• A compliment
• A story
• Why you follow me
• If you met me what would you do
• A cute message
• One thing you want to tell me
• One thing you want to know about me

(Source: askboxmemes, via i-bet-my-snacks)

Batman is actually a Disney princess. Pass it on.

dark-forest-knight:

dirty-purple-suit:

“The LEAST you could do was find a decent picture … “

(Source: fromawarriordescended, via 7minuteconversations)